@Ameiam: Ran into the guy who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
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@amazymay72x: sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?
@TheNardvark: Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot
@samfromks: I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself.