@minealone6: Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom.
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@TheBoydP: Of course I'm more of a yeeeeeee-haaaaaw! than a wooooohoooo! kinda guy because Texan and whatnot.
@WilliamAder: I remember my first time at a mic. "Cleanup on aisle 5" & "Price check-Advil" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks.