@Home_Halfway: Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
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@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
@Jerrypleasure: (1st day as a doctor) Me:No heartbeat Nurse:Sir,heart is on left side Me:Ohh,is it Patient:(Staring at me as if I had kissed his wife)
@maebemarbles: *grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN