@Home_Halfway: Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
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@myles_morrison: Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
@BlindChow: I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. "You'll die too," I say. "9 lives," my cat whispers, lighting a match.
@WildeThingy: [dog social media] Post: *picture of a cat falling out of a tree* caption - "woof, woof, woof." Dog reading: hahahahahaha. *retwoofs*