@Home_Halfway: Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
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@JoParkerBear: [shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
@DaddyJew: Me: in a parallel world I am a huge success Medic: please stop moving your arm so we can get it out of the vending machine