@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: What are Nazis? Me: Bad people who we killed a long, long time ago 5: Why were they bad? Me: They kept correcting our grammar
@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
@mommy_cusses: Found out at my Doctor's appointment that the disturbing voices I've been hearing non stop are called children.
@pleatedjeans: At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration