@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
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@briangaar: Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing "thank you"
@crushingbort: "Mr Bush, do you want my coke?" "Yeah sure" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* "Hey kid...catch" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*
@PMTheron1: How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.