@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
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@better_off_dad: I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00
@Donna_McCoy: [first date] Him: *dips chip into salsa rather than scooping* Me: *gets up and leaves* (...comes back, grabs salsa bowl, leaves for real)
@SatansTongue: *wife opens present* "You got me the action figure you wanted?" Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*
@skadel68: Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"