@DickKingSmith: Rat warning in Hong Kong is the best rat warning of all time.
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@lecalabara: I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
@InternetHippo: me: phones had no caller id. you answered with no idea who was calling! children: the old man is off his meds. he's losing it me: my printer screeched like a pterodactyl
@Beardson: I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.