@KenJennings: Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night.
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@NickSwardson: I'm behind 38 episodes of Game of Thrones. I'll just jump in the new season and piece it all together. Should be fine.
@indecision: New healthcare plan in case Obamacare is defunded: the entire country pays for hospital bills by cooking meth.