@deathoftheparty: read this from top to bottom to discover just how much movement your eyebrows are capable of
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@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator.
@joejwest: The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
@onedumbshark: When my doctor diagnosed me with surrealism I didn't know what to candle wax forest upside down volcano coffin.