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@Vodkantots: Real women don't chase men.
We set traps.
@TheBoydP: I’m not saying I’ve gained weight, I’m just saying I don’t think my belt buckle should be facing the ground…
@GayAtHomeDad: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
@crunchenhanced: If you say "cray cray" I'm going to punch you in the "fay fay",
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Coworker: These heels are killing my feet but they're so cute.
Me: These ugly Sketchers I'm wearing have insides made out of memory foam.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Shower like nobody is watching.