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@qc: Realize this:
@Flattliner: The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people.
Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters...
@beefman138: Guy on plane : So, where are you going to?
Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.
@TheToddWilliams: 43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree
@The_Sculptress: Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire.
I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home.