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@Reverend_Scott: REALTOR: You'll LOVE this home-

ME: My dog doesn't like it.

REALTOR: But I-

ME: [holding dog in realtor's face] I TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU

REALTOR: You’ll LOVE this home-

ME: My dog doesn’t like it.

REALTOR: But I-

ME: [holding dog in realtor’s face] I TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU

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