@breatheandlove: Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do.
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@BritishNicx: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches.
@JermHimselfish: The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth