@breatheandlove: Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do.
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@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
@apparentlysmart: Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building.
@AmnesiaRose: I wish I had the confidence to just randomly sit on people and start bathing myself like my cat does.