@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
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@OctopusCavemann: Girl: Cute dog Me: Thanks he’s my therapy dog Dog: *taking notes* possessive and codependent
@jonny_is_good: Im the victim of an office bathroom power move. My guy used both air dryers to dry his hands while I just stood there like a wet handed fool
@generaldietz: NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom
@_Water_Baby: Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute.