@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
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@SteveKoehler22: Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did.
@Parentpains: Sometimes I'll tell my wife the car is making a weird noise and I need to listen just so I don't have to hear her talk.
@tdwyer618: "Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?" "He didn't do his 1st grade homework."
@AddTequila: My son: "Dad what's a douche bag?" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?....