@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
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@WheelTod: If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup.
@Travon: So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10.
@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
@TurnpikeTony: I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.