@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
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@Chumpstring: I never claimed to have all the answers. I said two. I have two answers. There's a guy in Nebraska who has six. Go bother him.
@TankCesar: My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough.
@laabruzzi: *bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!