@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
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@dorkwing_duck: Young God: ok, a little hydrogen and- *chemistry set explodes* Mom: what was that?! God: nothing! *scoops resulting universe into shoebox*
@BlondAmbitionTO: A guy said he fantasizes about me in a bathtub filled with Big Mac sauce and I said YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBED and see you at 8, Brian.
@mashyboo: be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
@FreudsTwin: Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills.