@Kimgee8: Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust.
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@noog: To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters.
@duplicitron: Someone left a really nice couch out on the street so I went home and got a lamp and TV and this is where I live now.
@Dawn_M_: Nothing sexier than when a man pulls you close, looks deep into your eyes, and puts a Babybel in your mouth.
@Ygrene: Hey ghosts, I just updated my kitchen with open shelving good luck slamming the cupboards you nerds