@Dr_awfulpants: Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me.
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@BillMc7: Restaurant Hostess: "Sorry about the wait." Me: "It's okay, you don't need to apologize for being overweight."
@geniusindisgize: If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah