@Dr_awfulpants: Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me.
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@mejustbeth: It seems like I only lose weight when I don't buy ice cream. Can someone else start buying my ice cream for me please?
@SirEvisiae: *breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*
@philmann: Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs.