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@SarahMJade: Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious.
@caliluvgirl77: What do we want?
SOME GOOD DECISIONS!
When do we want them?
BEFORE LAST NIGHT!
@AaronFullerton: *God provides manna from heaven*
"Is there gluten in this?"
@Goooseeey: [at a wedding]
"So, ya come here often?"
@iSamJack: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of
their life, has never had two candy bars
fall down at once from a vending
@hyperblastchic: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.
No YOU'VE been drinking.