@_SetTheHook_: Remember, ladies, when you're taking those selfies, the camera adds like 10 cats.
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@Book_Krazy: Mom, I'm glad April Fools is on a wkend. Kids at school are jerks Me:*Hiding a plate of waffles drenched in olive oil* yeah people are mean
@IvoryGazelle: Well, actually, FBI is not an acronym; it's an initialism, because you can't pronounce it as a word. Mom: This is why you have no friends.
@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?