@ElgatoEsmio: Remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing.
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@gengen874: Went on a date once. He ordered for me, "She'll have a small side salad." I said, "Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."
@lanyardigan: Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad
@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@Voiceofgarth: WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ.