@esc_key: Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight.
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@locustbones: kissing is all fun and games until a boy inhales your skeleton through your mouth & uses it to build a house for some other girl
@SondraDeeMe: ME: I started being confused in school. THERAPIST: Sexual confusion is norm- ME: If America is the best country why do we use #2 pencils?
@LauraBenanti: I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom.