@esc_key: Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I kinda want one of those priest collar thingys. If it gets me through airport security fast AND keeps kids away from me. I'm in.
@moxieblogger: If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge
@behindyourback: even worse than arguing with a stupid person online is when an even stupider person joins in but they're on your side