@StellaRtwot: Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?
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@EricGoldie: I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something.
@patnspankme: In 5 more years people will be notified of their termination of employment via emoji.
@OutOfLeftField_: I told someone my name and they said, "That's unusual. You don't hear that every day." Actually, I do.