@Sassafrantz: Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that.
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@sixfootcandy: I only had 3 goals in Monopoly as a kid: Dog game piece Boardwalk and Park Place. Steal your money when you go to the bathroom.
@jonnysun: sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u… *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*
@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.