@KevinFarzad: Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning.
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@truegritrumble: Tired of being hit by cars? Fed up with being scraped off the road? Sick of fighting off vultures after you've been pancaked? Sidewalks™
@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.