@NYC_Blonde: Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
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@jenyb4: The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end.
@1Happytwit: I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work.
@sixfootcandy: How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out "Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"