@NYC_Blonde: Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
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@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@Phoebetate: I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag.
@Schmoodles: Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I ? Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.