@TheTobbie: Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song...
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@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
@tarrynklaudia_x: If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't.
@KalvinMacleod: I’m so hungry I could eat a hor— *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*
@WetzelGeek: I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a "Pregnant Only" parking spot in front of the Liquor store.