@outrrracheous: Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card.
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@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
@faungirl123: Me: *needles jabbing me thousands of times for a tattoo* So rad Also Me: *one needle, one jab at the dentist* Our Father, who art in heaven
@ghostkrogh: america: tremble at our nuclear might also america: we skip the number 13 on elevators when we build skyscrapers cos that's spooky
@junejuly12: Me: My Amazon order arrived! Him: What did you get? Me: *scratches behind dragon's ears* Nothing important. Him: New happy pills? Me: Maybe.