@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating.

@Canadian_Cutie_: If I have learned anything in life it's don't throw away your fat clothes

@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.

@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.

@TheRealRobG: If I ignored your call, please send me a text that says "I called you.".... (sarcasm)