@Marlebean: *renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*
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@MJMcKean: I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating.
@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.
@TwatWaffler69: Wife: "they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!" Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?