@Marlebean: *renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*
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@chrisscamurra: CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is "local resident"?
@DeanScott01: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.