@Marlebean: *renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*
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@click4amanda: Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???
@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
@ramblinma: *stops abruptly at red light* *instinctively reaches out arm to protect food in passenger seat*
@djdarrellripley: Oh, please... A few us get together, shave our heads, turn our property and money over to a charismatic leader, and SUDDENLY it's a cult!