@Marlebean: *renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*
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@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating.
@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.
@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.