@Donna_McCoy: Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
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@Storminika: "We don't have iced coffee" Me: "You have coffee?" "Yes" Me: "You have ice?" "Yes" Me: "Were you raised in a barn?"
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@That_Damn_Duck: Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle.
@AnniemuMary: I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning.