@Donna_McCoy: Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
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@4boding: My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she’s learned enough in school. She’s 5.
@jonnysun: opening a deli called "Work" a steakhouse caled "The Gym" adn a fried chicken place caled "A Funeral" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses
@TheTweetOfGod: As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country.