@ContradictEgo: Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin
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@jwoodham: Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song, you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished.
@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.