@TheFakeCNN: Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues
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@Cheeseboy22: I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog.
@Fred_Delicious: "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
@ebruenig: Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets
@Mike_Bianchi: A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says "Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."