@corinnemlwsw: This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.

@noog: When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up.

@EJGomez: kanye west: beyoncé is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again

@notalogin: The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan

@UncleDuke1969: "I like to get off on the right foot." "Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."