@stockejock: Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate.
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@SomthinBoutSara: I'm so stoned........ It took me three tries to turn out the bathroom light. Turns out the toilet flush handle does not control the lights.
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.