@stockejock: Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate.
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@behindyourback: Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich
@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well
@jonnysun: *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this "GROWL" hmm "SHOUT" hmmm "YELL" hmmmmm "HOLLER" oh its a thesaurus