@bluntphilip: Rich people in movies apparently can't drink scotch without telling everyone how old it is.
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@Reverend_Scott: [interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. "What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?" OH COME ON
@bromanconsul: met the cutest girl today. her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen
@HomeProbably: If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends.