@ScottLinnen: Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong.
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@realHamOnWry: Not to brag, but I never had to take a vow of celibacy. It just kinda happened naturally.
@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.