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@ibid78: [right after my lie detector test]
-Make sure that machine shows I've had plenty of the sex
"Sir that's not what it does-
-I SAID MAKE SURE

[right after my lie detector test]
-Make sure that machine shows I’ve had plenty of the sex
“Sir that’s not what it does-
-I SAID MAKE SURE

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