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@Mr_Kapowski: *ring*
Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline

Me: Help please

Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out

Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING

*ring*
Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline

Me: Help please

Her: Ok sir. Let’s take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out

Me: THIS ISN’T HELPING

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