Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@SimplyRetard: "*RING**RING* in the middle
Of night! "Hello?" "Hey man are you home?" "No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."

“*RING**RING* in the middle
Of night!  “Hello?” “Hey man are you home?” “No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King.”

COMMENTS