@juliussharpe: Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed.
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@DomesticGoddss: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
@StayAwayy_: My mom voice was so loud even my neighbors washed their hands & cleaned their rooms😒😒
@hiimmatts: VILLAIN: Hello, Mr. Bond. I've been expecting- BOND: OMG congrats! How far along are you? V: What? No- B: Have you picked out a name yet?
@AndrewNadeau0: HER: Can I give you my new number? ME: *Eye roll* I REALLY doubt you came up with a number I don't already know.