@juliussharpe: Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed.
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@NickFlora: The Great Gatsby was so unrealistic. So many people at those huge parties and not once did anyone ask for the wifi password.
@rockymomax: [kissing at a bar] HER: wanna get out of here? ME: (glances over at the menu and sees they have potato skins) not really
@blahfamous: Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."
@treydayway: Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive.