@MessJenkins: "Rock. Paper. Scissors." - terrible surgeon
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@EJGomez: bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]
@joeljeffrey: This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an "X" instead of "Christ". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360
@SmartassChef: Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask "What kind of meat is that?" and they answer "yes"