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@JustHadOneJob: Roger sounds like my kind of guy.
@legsandsass: <----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right
@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
@DurtMcHurtt: *running from the cops at night* DAMN THESE LIGHT-UP SHOES.
@DaddyJew: I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese
"So you want a cheeseburger?"
Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad
@DaddyJew: Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends.