@ComedicBust: Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy.
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@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist
@Brianhopecomedy: I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby.
@ghostkrogh: isaac newtown got hit in the head & invented calculus. i broke my nose last night when I was drunk & invented a louder version of crying.
@Parker_Simpson: Studies show that people who start a sentence with "studies show..." have no clue what they're talking about