@ComedicBust: Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy.
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@EddieMcSugarnut: I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window.
@notacroc: Nurse: we need to draw some blood Me with a fine arts degree: *hastily reaches into backpack* i saved my good marker for this
@DavidAndRobShow: Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it.
@smint: Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?