@radmarco: *romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*
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@eyeswidebutt: mom: ur not a vampire [me hanging from my bunk bed] *hiisssssssssss* mom: dear god ur 34 now come on I made pizza rolls me: vhaaaaaaat?
@Staggfilms: DOMINO’S PIZZA TRACKER UPDATES: - At 5:30pm, Ronny left our store with your pizza and $350 in stolen cash - At 5:42pm, Ronny was last seen heading eastbound of HWY 94, high AF on meth - At 6:02pm, Ronny got naked and ate your pizza while exchanging gunfire with police. Sorry