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@murrman5: [roommate watching me get ready]
dont take that with you
"why not"
why would you
"it'll be fine"
[hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]

[roommate watching me get ready]
dont take that with you
“why not”
why would you
“it’ll be fine”
[hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]

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