@BestWorstAdvice: Roosters are just edible alarm clocks
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@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies
@Jamie1947: You can call me a "simpleton" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains.
@TheFunnyWorId: I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.