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@BestWorstAdvice: Roosters are just edible alarm clocks
@thatUPSdude: This made me laugh and that's all we need some days.
@aka_fatman: Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid.
@funk62out: Back away slowly from the uncaffeinated woman.
@GinAndJif: When animals lick each other it's bonding, but when I do it at work as part of a team building exercise it's all "inappropriate" & "call HR"
@o__0Dev: Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody.