@murrman5: [rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus]
excuse me, can you slide over so I ca-
"NO, there's no room"
![[rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus]
excuse me, can you slide over so I ca-
“NO, there’s no room”](/cache/78085.jpg)
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