@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
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@Spiritsoko: Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down
@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?" I told him I haven decided yet.
@girl_a_whirl: [ER] *covered in blood holding eyeball Name? Stacy What's wrong? *nods to eyeball Looking at the chart, rate your pain I'm the winky face
@InternetHippo: murderer: line up single file so I can murder you in the most efficient way me to the guy in line behind me: I like that he's a businessman