@WorkaholicBlake: Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago
@ArfMeasures: FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner
@Cheeseboy22: The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: *scratches another tally mark into these prison walls* Boss: stop damaging the office walls!