@Daddyissues__: Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.
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@AnOrangeSNES: In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly.
@ericsshadow: When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice.
@shariv67: Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them.