@Daddyissues__: Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.
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@Brianhopecomedy: Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer.
@WheelTod: I remember when I was 12, dad caught me smoking a ham; so to teach me a lesson he made me smoke an entire herd of piglets.
@jjax44: A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp