@Squizbot: Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9.
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@rickkondell: Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
@Sal0630: *looks under bed* *checks closet* *shuts light, runs to bed* *pulls covers over head* *ice maker dumps ice* *dies from cardiac arrest*
@djdarrellripley: Ugh! You. Are. A. Terrible. Kisser. If your looking for my tonsils, I had them taken out when I was 8...
@Wine_Honey1: I hate it when someone makes plans with me but they haven’t called to cancel, so I have to do it.