@Squizbot: Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9.
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@Jarhead44: If you ever wondered how long it takes for an over-heated microwave burrito to cool off, the answer is 37 days.
@Tommytoughstuff: That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy.
@joci2203: "Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing
@INandONyourMIND: I tell my daughter she has no idea how lucky she is. When I was 12, I had to use a pay phone and walk 10 miles in the snow to get weed