@Cravin4: Roses are red
Violets aren't ferns
Since I've been with you
When I pee it burns.
@shanethevein: Wait, there's a big difference.
Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?
@Dwarven_Cleric: Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills.
@TheMainlandBlog: If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job.
The job I actually get paid for.
@MitchBenn: We HAVE to stop North Korea! They're led by a pampered, delusional, vengeful fat rich guy with stupid hair and access to nuclear weap- oh.
@meowsepink: Dollar Tree pregnancy tests.
For when you only want to be 35% sure.