@Cravin4: Roses are red
Violets aren't ferns
Since I've been with you
When I pee it burns.
@candace_9871: Boss approaches, I frantically close my google image search of cats hugging, only to show a new window of cats in formal wear. I get fired.
@MichaelTrying: Yet another "No DMs" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated.
@karencheee: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - neighborhood drunk
@neonorchid1: I wish "it's the thought that counts" worked for housework.
@priscillastamos: Not all heroes wear capes