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@Reverend_Scott: Rum: "Drink me."

Me: "No, I'll get a hangover."

Rum: "Nah, you'll get funnier and better looking!"

Me: "Really?" *drinks*

Rum: "Sucker."

Rum: “Drink me.”

Me: “No, I’ll get a hangover.”

Rum: “Nah, you’ll get funnier and better looking!”

Me: “Really?” *drinks*

Rum: “Sucker.”