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@CooIStepDad: [running from cop]

*cop catches me*

"Get on the ground or I'll taze ya"

*pulls jellyfish from pocket*

"Look they were all out of tazers"

[running from cop]

*cop catches me*

“Get on the ground or I’ll taze ya”

*pulls jellyfish from pocket*

“Look they were all out of tazers”

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